Welcome to the land of late comers, where time is money and your punctuality is a distant memory. Here are some tips to help you blend in with the rest of us:
- Arrive 10 minutes late, it's like you're fashionably early.
- Bring a good excuse, preferably involving a family member, a pet, or a sudden case of food poisoning.
- Stand near the coffee machine, it's like you're recharging your batteries.
- Don't worry about eye contact, we're all just here for the free food.
But remember, the most important thing is to be on time for the free food.
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