PROTOCOL FOR LATE-COMERS

ARTICLE 1: ARRIVAL

Welcome, late-comers! You've managed to arrive 5 minutes after the meeting started. Congratulations!

As per our arrival protocol, please sign in and take a seat. Do not disrupt the already established discussion.

Remember, your tardiness is not an excuse, it's a lifestyle choice.

ARTICLE 2: SIGN-IN

Sign-in sheet can be found on the resources page. Please sign in, and receive your free "I'm Late" sticker.

ARTICLE 3: CONDUCT

As a late-comer, you are expected to be on your best behavior. No talking, no typing, no behavior that may disrupt the meeting.

Failure to comply will result in a stern talking-to by the Authority.