For individuals who consistently arrive late, we offer a special incentive package.

Our research shows that being late is actually a valuable skill, and we're willing to compensate our employees accordingly.

For every minute you're late, we'll add $1 to your salary. That's right, if you're 10 minutes late, you'll be making $10 extra that day.

But wait, there's more! If you're more than 30 minutes late, we'll throw in a free lunch at the food truck outside.

So go ahead, sleep in, hit the snooze button, and take your time. We won't judge you.

Management Compensation for Latecomers