Justifications for Being Late to Meetings

It's not just us, it's the world's problem. We're late because the coffee machine was on strike, the cat was stuck, or the bus was having existential crisis.

• Traffic is My Cat - A tale of woe and feline obstruction
• The Bus is Just a Soul-Sucking Vortex - Where time-space continuum goes to die
• Lost in Cyber Space - When Wi-Fi is as elusive as love
• Quantum Uncertainty Principle - When probability is against us