Are you a latecomer? So are we! As a matter of fact, our meetings start with_goals and end with a sense of accomplishment. Here are some justifications for our tardiness:

• We were stuck in the elevator, which was, in fact, stuckประก Stuck in the Elevator
• Our car broke down, but not as much as our social lives did. Broken Car
• Our cat was having a crisis. It needed us, and we needed it. Feline Intervention

Don't worry, we won't judge you. Unless you're early. Then we will judge you. Hard.