Today's topic of discussion is a doozy. Our esteemed panelists will delve into the very fabric of reality by questioning the moral implications of cutting a pizza into exactly 42 slices. Join us as we grapple with the existential consequences of this most heinous of crimes.
10:00 - 10:10am: "The Slicing Paradox" by Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, renowned expert on Pizza-ontological Theory
10:10 - 10:20am: "A Slice of Uncertainty" by Professor Emily P. Pie, leading researcher on the subject of culinary epistemology
Panel Discussion: "The 42nd Slice: A Moral Dilemma" (Moderated by Dr. Bottomsworth)
Breakout Session: "Extreme Pizza Cutting Techniques" (Led by Professor Pie)
Networking Opportunity: Meet the Sponsors of our esteemed event
Remember to bring your lunch (and a healthy appetite for philosophical inquiry)