Today's lesson: How to make your coworkers not want to punch you in the face.
1. Understand the concept of personal space
2. Learn to communicate without using the phrase 'synergy' unironically
Go back to the basics, human (Lecture 2 for those who still don't get it)
Additional reading: The Art of Saying 'No', The Art of Apology, and The Art of Not Stealing Office Supplies (all available online)