Today we're going to discuss the ethics of being a breadwinner, but not actually winning any bread. It's all about the existential crisis of having a 401K but no artisanal sourdough starter.
Our guest speaker, Dr. Breadwinner, will regale us with tales of bread-related anxiety and the crushing ennui of making it to the weekend only to realize you're just a cog in the bread machine.
Subsisted? More like Subsistent What Happened Before the Breadwinner?