Meetings, lectures, and ethics are just an excuse for our team's coffee breaks. In fact, we've found a direct link between the number of meetings we attend and the number of cups of coffee consumed per hour.
We're talking about the Caffeine Correlation, a phenomenon where our brains are wired to crave a specific amount of coffee per conversation. It's a real thing, and we have the graphs to prove it.
Don't worry, we're working on it. Our team of experts (read: the coffee machine) is on it.
But don't worry, it's all worth it. We're on the brink of a major breakthrough in the field of Coffeedependence.
Now, if you'll excuse us, we have some important meetings to attend to. Or, at least, we need to attend to our coffee mugs.