Coffee: The Ethical Quagmire
Coffee Dependence Statistics
Did you know that the average human spends 4.5 hours per day thinking about coffee? This number is only slightly higher than the actual amount of time spent actually drinking coffee. Our researchers have found that 87% of participants reported feeling guilty after consuming 3 or more cups in a single sitting. But don't worry, we're here to help you navigate this treacherous landscape!
Current Statistics:
- Most common coffee-related anxiety trigger: Running out of coffee
- Most frequent coffee-related argument starter: Who drank the last cup
- Most common coffee-related relationship deal-breaker: Sharing a mug with someone who doesn't appreciate a good roast