Article 1: The Snack Shall Not Be Consumed in Excess
Article 1: The Snack Shall Not Be Consumed in Excess
Section 1.1: The Snack Shall Not be Consumed in Excess
The Snack Shall Not Be Consumed in Excess. The Snack is for sustenance, not for indulgence. The Snack Shall be consumed responsibly and in moderation.
Section 1.2: The Right to Refuse a Snack
In the event of a Snack-Related Emergency, one shall have the Right to Refuse a Snack. This Right shall not be abridged.
Section 1.3: Snack-Induced Trauma
In the event of Snack-Induced Trauma, one shall have the right to seek medical attention and/or a Snack-Induced Trauma Counselor.