Why Can't We Just Work From Home?

It's a question that has puzzled employees for centuries. A question that has sparked heated debates in break rooms and watercoolers. Why, oh why, can't we just work from home?

Is it because our manager, Bob, is secretly allergic to productivity? Or is it because he's afraid of being replaced by a robot? Or maybe it's just because he loves watching paint dry?

Whatever the reason, we can't seem to get the answer. But we'll keep trying! Because, let's be real, minimalist office decor is overrated.

Reasons Why We Can't Work From Home:

• Our manager, Bob, has a "no work from home" policy that's older than he is.
• We're afraid of being judged for our home decor choices.
• There's a 90% chance that Bob will call us to ask if we're "working from home" or "just browsing cat videos."

So, if you're feeling adventurous, why not check out our counterarguments?

Or, if you're feeling particularly feisty, learn the art of Managerial Resistance 101.