Welcome to "Our Hands Are Tied," the only meeting series where the only thing more exhausting than the agenda is the existential dread of actually having to attend.
Today's lecture: "Why We Can't Speak Our Minds" - a riveting discussion on the art of saying nothing while still appearing engaged.
Lecture 1/5: The Art of the Half-Truth, a.k.a. "Bullshitting" for Beginners
Proceed to Section 2: The Science of Saying Nothing (But Really Saying Everything) Section 3: The Psychology of Pretending to Listen (While Actually Planning Our Escape) Section 4: The Fine Art of Pretending We Didn't Hear That (Or Caring)