Meetings, the Never-Ending Saga of Sycophancy and Small Talk

Welcome, fellow travelers, to the meetings that never end. Here, the air is thick with pointless discussion and the coffee is lukewarm.

• Schedule for Today
• Upcoming Meetings (a.k.a. "The Horror")
• Past Meetings (a.k.a. "The Tragedy")
• Meeting Minutes (a.k.a. "The Embarrassing Record of Sycophancy")