Time-Traveling Mathematicians Society

Our Mission

We're a group of mathematicians who've discovered the secrets of time travel. Now, we're using our newfound knowledge to correct past mathematical errors. Think of us as the ultimate math fact-checkers.

Join us, and you'll get to:

• Visit the Library of Alexandria during its prime (before it got burned)
• Marry off a young Albert Einstein to your aunt
• Meet the mathematician who invented the concept of Brooklyn Bridge Math (a.k.a. the one who proved π = ∞)

But be warned: our time-traveling methods are still a bit...unpredictable.

Upcoming Meetings

Join us for our next meeting:

• 1926 Paris: The Riemann-Roch theorem gets a makeover
• 1955 Los Angeles: The secrets of Fibonacci sequences are revealed

Join Us

Don't just observe from afar; join our time-traveling mathematicians society. We have:

• A rigorous selection process (you have to be good with numbers)
• A zero-tolerance policy for non-Euclidean geometry
• A fully-stocked pantry with infinite supplies of coffee and π

Apply Now