Today's Agenda
The meeting started with a heated debate over the meaning of "synergy".
Item 1: "The Coffee Machine" - Discussion of the coffee machine in the break room, its many virtues, and its many flaws.
Item 2: "The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts" - A thorough investigation into the disappearance of the donuts from the break room.
Item 3: "The Importance of Proper Time Management" - A lecture on how to fill every available moment with meetings.