Lost in Meetings: Tips for the Desperate
So, you've found yourself lost in a meeting, and you have no idea how you got there or how to escape. Don't worry, friend! We've got you covered.
Tips for Survival
Avoid eye contact with the meeting leader. They will not notice you're lost.
Start making small talk with your neighbor. They will eventually spill the meeting's purpose.
Count the number of chairs. If you see more than 12, it's time to escape.
Stare intensely at your phone. Meeting leaders hate distractions.
And, most importantly, check out some strategies for survival and what to do if you're truly lost.