Where did I put my notes? Has anyone seen the agenda? Is this meeting even happening?
1. Discuss the weather (10 minutes)
2. Talk about the weekend (20 minutes)
3. Pretend to be interested (30 minutes)
4. Decide on a new chairperson (10 minutes)
5. Take a coffee break (15 minutes)
6. Realize we've been here for hours (indefinite)
Minute 1: We were all so excited
Minute 2: The weather was discussed (but not actually talked about)
Minute 3: We all pretended really hard
We're stuck here now
And then it was just a blur