Lunch Break Rules

Rule 1: Thou Shalt Not Multitask During Lunch

Do not, we repeat, DO NOT attempt to eat while simultaneously scrolling through memes on your phone. It is a travesty.

Read Rule 2: Thou Shalt Not Burp

Rule 3: Thou Shalt Not Talk About Politics

Leave your opinions on the water cooler, folks. We don't pay you to argue, we pay you to eat.

Read Rule 4: Thou Shalt Not Take A Three-Hour Lunch
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