Meeting Minutes - The Bureaucratic Abyss

Agenda

• Discussion on the Meaning of Life
• Review of Coffee Machine Maintenance
• Introduction of New HR Manager

Discussion on the Meaning of Life: The meeting was called to the floor to discuss the existential implications of being a cog in the machine. Some participants felt that the meaning of life is to serve coffee, while others believed it's to collect a paycheck. No consensus was reached.

Actions Items

• HR Manager will investigate the possibility of providing free snacks.
• John will research the meaning of life and present findings.
• Marketing will create a new slogan: "Serving coffee, one soul at a time."