Our Subsidiary 2 Division 1: The Heart of Innovation, or so we claim

Located in the basement of our main building, we're the real brains of the operation. Our team of highly trained and highly caffeinated professionals work tirelessly to come up with new ways to make the company money.

Our mission is to make you, the parent company, look good. Like, really good. We're talking Pulitzer-prize good. But let's be real, we're not exactly winning any awards for our lack of decor, so don't expect a fancy office tour anytime soon.

Want to know more about our team? Click here for our team directory.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out our sister division, where the coffee is better and the work is worse.

And, if you're really feeling brave, try our distant cousin, where the Wi-Fi is spotty and the printers jam all the time.

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