We, the undersigned, declare that meetings are the lifeblood of productivity. They are the sparkplugs that ignite the engines of creativity and progress.
Whereas, the absence of meetings would lead to an unmitigated disaster of uncoordinated effort and unproductive silence.
Section 1: The Right to an Open Floor
Whereas, open floor meetings are the lifeblood of democracy and progress.
We, the undersigned, declare that the floor shall always be open to discussion and debate.
Section 1: Leaving Early is Not Leaving
Whereas, leaving early is not a viable option, but rather a necessary evil.
We, the undersigned, declare that the meeting shall not adjourn until the meeting leader has declared it so.
Section 1: The Right to Schmooze
Whereas, networking is the key to unlocking new opportunities.
We, the undersigned, declare that the meeting shall always be a social occasion.