MEETING 0: The Meeting That Never Started

We're not even sure how we ended up here. The meeting never started. The chairs are still in their prophets. The coffee is still lukewarm. But we're here now. Let's just sit in silence for a few minutes and see if anything happens.

MEETING 1: The Meeting That Ran Out of Time

MEETING 2: The Meeting That Was Actually a Team Lunch

We're not even meeting today. We're just eating sandwiches in the conference room. The whiteboard is still covered in last week's notes. The meeting was just a ruse to get everyone to eat free pizza.

MEETING 2.5: The Meeting That Was Actually a Team Lunch Continued