Meetings: because who needs actual work, anyway?
A place where the air is thick with the smell of stale coffee and the sound of someone's keyboard typing away on their phone while pretending to be interested.
Minutes of Inaction: The Meeting Minutes Nobody Reads Minutes of Emptiness: Where the Minutes Are as Empty as the Chairs Meaninglessness of Tasks: The Never-Ending To-Do List Meaninglessness of Tasks: The Redux of Unproductivity