Secret Meeting of the Pizza-Gate Scandal

Minutes of the most epic battle of wills in the history of the intergalactic space station's cafeteria.

Present:

• Space Captain Reginald P. Bottomsworth (Chairman)
• Dr. Zara S. Jenson (Chief Engineer)
• Commodore P. Fizzypop (Head Chef)

Resolution:

After a heated debate, it was decided that:

1. The infamous "Pineapple on Pizza" debate would be tabled indefinitely.
2. The infamous "Taco Tuesdays" would be moved to Wednesdays.
3. The infamous "Free Donuts" policy would be reinstated.

Next Meeting:

Next meeting scheduled for Phase 2: The Reckoning in 3 days.

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