Meeting 1: The Unproductive Meeting

The Agenda:

• Item 1: Discuss the weather.
• Item 2: Talk about the weather some more.
• Item 3: Decide on a new color for the office.

Discussion will be led by our fearless leader, Bob.

Attendees: John, Sarah, and Dave.

Meeting started: 10:00 AM. Still ongoing.

Estimated duration: 3+ hours.

Break time: 2:00 PM. Who needs a break, anyway?

Next meeting: Meeting 2. Because we haven't learned enough yet.

Related Links:

• Meeting 2: The Even Less Productive Meeting
• Meeting 3: The Meeting That Never Ends