MEETING 2: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE

AGENDA:

• Item 1: The Apocalypse
• Item 2: The Sudden Loss of Coffee Machine Functionality
• Item 3: The Inevitable Argument over the Microwave

MINUTES

We're all doomed. We're all going to die. The apocalypse is upon us.

DECISIONS:

• We are going to eat all the Cheetos we can find.
• We will not, under any circumstances, use the microwave.
• We are all going to have a collective existential crisis.

ADDITIONAL RESOURCES:

There will be no additional resources provided for this meeting. You are on your own.