MEETING 2.0: THE DEADLINE DELUGE

Today's agenda: SWEATPANTS, DEADLINES, and REGRET

• Deadlines: Because Who Needs a Social Life?
• Meeting 2.0 Minutes: The Officially Unofficial Transcript
• Schedule: Because Time is a Human Construct, Apparently

MEETING 2.0: Where the only thing we take seriously is taking ourselves seriously.

WARNING: MEETING 2.0 MAY CAUSE:

• Excessive eye-rolling
• Spontaneous combustion
• Temporary loss of productivity