Agenda: 10:15 AM - More Sarcasm
Today's Agenda: Because You're Clearly Not Busy Enough
- 11:00 AM - Sarcasm Redirection
- 11:30 AM - Actual Work (We Dare You Try)
- 12:00 PM - Pizza Lunch - Because Carbs Are Important
- 12:30 PM - Boring Stats - For Those Who Enjoy Math
- 01:30 PM - Project Update - Because Change Is Fun!
Today's meeting will feature a comprehensive review of our current projects, a detailed analysis of our competitors, and a 3-hour PowerPoint presentation about the importance of proper font sizes.
Agenda items are subject to change based on the mood and caffeine levels of the attendees. Please arrive early to ensure a seat near the coffee machine.
Questions? Comments? Sarcasm? Please direct them to the meeting leader, who will pretend to listen.