We've upgraded to the latest model of indecision making! That's right, we've spent an additional 4.2 billion dollars on a new, slightly-used 2015-era copier. Because, priorities.
Also, we're considering implementing a new policy where every meeting will have a 10-minute break to discuss the intricacies of our new, slightly-used copier.
As always, your feedback is greatly appreciated, but let's be real, you're not going to read this, are you?
New copier: Installed.
Break policy: Under consideration.
Meeting minutes: Not actually written down.
New Copier Specs | Break Policy DiscussionNext meeting will be held in 4.3 billion minutes, when the new copier has been sufficiently warmed up.
Location: The Conference Room of Despair
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