The Great Sock Puppet Uprising of 2022: A True Story
As you may recall, our beloved CEO, Mr. Sneezy, had a bit of a rough week in early 2022. His prized collection of 1980s neon-colored socks had been pilfered by his niece, who had a penchant for avant-garde fashion sense.
Who Organized It
It's worth noting that the true mastermind behind this heinous crime is still at large. We're offering a substantial reward for any information leading to the return of Mr. Sneezy's beloved socks.