MEETING 4 SUBTOPICS - Adjourning Issues
Yesterday's meeting was... interesting. Let's just say it was an exercise in the futility of human communication.
Subtopic 1: Coffee Machine Malfunction
The coffee machine, which was supposed to provide a much-needed caffeine boost to the team, broke down. Again. For the third time this week. We're starting to think it's sentient.
Learn how we handled the crisis.
Subtopic 2: Unidentified Flying Object
Someone saw a strange object flying over the conference room, but it was just a really large and determined pigeon with a vendetta against our meeting room windows.
Read about our UfO investigation.
Subtopic 3: Mandatory Wellness Session
Our CEO decided that a 10am yoga session would be a great way to "get the blood flowing" before the meeting. Newsflash: it wasn't.
Subtopic 4: Intranet Connectivity Issues
Why do we still have a dial-up internet connection in 2024? It's a mystery.