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Meeting 5 was a grueling, soul-crushing experience for all in attendance. The meeting began with a 3-hour presentation on "The Importance of Being On-Time for Meetings," which was promptly disrupted by a 30-minute debate on the merits of beige vs. gray for office walls.
The highlight of the meeting was when Bob from accounting accidentally stapled his tie to the conference table. We were on the verge of calling a Code-Red when it was mercifully freed.
We will never speak of this meeting again.