As we all know, the robots are coming for us. It's not a question of if, but when.
As such, our contingency planning must be robust. We will need a solid plan to survive the coming robotic apocalypse.
We propose the following:
- Establish a network of hidden bunkers, staffed by highly trained and highly caffeinated individuals.
- Deploy our army of highly trained velociraptors, genetically engineered to take down our robotic foes.
- Develop a comprehensive system for rationing and distribution of snacks during the coming apocalypse.
We will need to work together to ensure our survival in the face of certain robotic doom.
Please, let us not forget to pack our sense of humor, for it will be our only solace in the coming dark ages.