Agenda
- 9:00 - 9:30: Introduction to the Infinite Loop
- 9:30 - 10:30: The Art of Procrastination
- 10:30 - 11:30: The Science of Bureaucracy
A meeting so divine, it's been known to make attendees forget what day it is.
See AgendaResolution 1: We will all agree to never actually do any real work.
Resolution 2: All meetings will be held on Fridays, when the coffee flows like water.
Resolution 3: Anyone caught actually accomplishing something will be forced to wear a 'Got Done' badge for a week.
The meeting has decided that pineapple pizza is, in fact, the best pizza.
We have also decided to take a 3-hour break for a group game of 'Office Olympics'.
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