Meetings Aplenty: The Never-Ending Quagmire

Welcome to Meetings Aplenty, where productivity goes to die. Our meetings are so bad, they're guaranteed to suck the joy from your soul.

We have meetings for:

• The Never-Ending Meeting
• Over Caffeination

Don't forget to bring your A1 report, your 10-page presentation, and your faint sense of purpose.

Meetings Aplenty: Because who needs actual work, anyway?

Subsidiary Meeting Schedules:

• Meeting the Meeting Planner