Meeting Agenda Item 1: Adjacent Biscuit Discussion

Objective:

Discuss the existential implications of having biscuits next to each other on the break room table.

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Adjacent Biscuit Ramblings

The age-old question: what is the optimal biscuit-to-biscuit distance?

2 inches: The sweet spot, where the biscuit love is palpable.
6 inches: The sweet spot, but also the spot where the biscuits start to fight.
10 inches: The biscuit singularity, where the laws of physics are defied.