Meetings: Merit System Overhaul - Adjacency Case Studies

A meeting of the minds... and also some adjacent ones

Case Study 1: The Mysterious Case of the Disappearing Toaster

Meet Bob, a mid-level manager who's been having trouble finding his morning caffeine fix. After weeks of investigation, our team discovered that his trusty toaster had been... relocated to the supply closet. We discuss the merits of "relocation" as a performance metric.

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Case Study 2: The Enigmatic Case of the Overly-Caffeinated Intern

Meet Karen, our intern who's been mainlining energy drinks since the summer of '19. Our team explores the fine line between "high-performing" and "high-functioning" employees.

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Case Study 3: The Bureaucratic Case of the Stolen Lunchboxes

It seems our HR department's lunchboxes have been... commandeered by... unknown forces. We examine the implications on our company-wide snack policy.

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