FAQs:
Q: What is the purpose of the Merit System Overhaul?
A: To make our meeting attendees feel slightly less terrible about their lives.
Q: How does it work?
A: We're still figuring that out.
Q: Will it affect my paycheck?
A: Only if you're not already getting paid enough.
Q: Can I opt-out?
A: No, but you can always pretend you're in a meeting about something else.