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MEETINGS MEETING AGENDA

Merit System Overhaul

Agenda Item 1: Eliminate all free donuts in the break room.

Because, let's face it, they're just not worth it.

Agenda Item 2: Replace all chairs with exercise balls.

Because, let's be real, we're all adults here.

Agenda Item 3: Introduce a 'no meetings on Fridays' policy.

Because, honestly, who needs to meet on Fridays?

Subitem 1: Define 'worth it'. Subitem 2: Establish a new donut-to-employee ratio. Subitem 3: Create a new 'Meeting Bingo' game.