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**Meeting Objectives:** 1. Abolish the soul-crushing, creativity-stifling merit system 2. Replace with a system that values individual snowflake-ness and uniqueness 3. Implement a new system where everyone gets a participation trophy, but with more trophies
Everyone who showed up, despite the crushing existential dread of the current merit system
None, because we're all still trying to process the trauma of the old system