Agenda Item #4: Merit Starving Artistes of Funding
Artistes, we know you're talented and all, but seriously, how do you expect to survive on the meager stipends we offer? It's like we're trying to starve you into productivity.
Proposed Solution: We'll just give you more money. No, wait, that's not it. We'll give you... uh, more free time to focus on your craft! Yeah, that's it.