Today's Objective:
Abandon all semblance of reason and logic. Let us create a merit system that defies the laws of physics and sanity.
| Agenda Item | Time | Presenter |
|---|---|---|
| 1. Randomly assign points to people who show up on time. | 10:00 AM - 10:30 AM | Bob |
| 2. Introduce new, untested merit system software with no training or support. | 10:30 AM - 11:00 AM | Jane |
| 3. Debate the merits of a merit system that rewards tardiness and mediocrity. | 11:00 AM - 11:30 AM | Mike |
| 4. Conclude by declaring the current system a success and going home early. | 11:30 AM - 12:00 PM | Everyone |
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