Subitem 4: The Great Merit System Debate

It seems we've reached the point where our Merit System has become a self-sustaining ecosystem of bureaucracy.

Subitem 5: Implement a new merit system based on the number of memes shared on the company's private Discord.

Subitem 6: Create a merit system where employees can trade their vacation days for extra screen time on their favorite video games.

Subitem 7: Introduce a merit system based on the number of hours spent complaining about the current merit system.

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