Welcome to Meeting Etiquette

Meetings are the backbone of productivity, or so we're told. To avoid turning into a human version of a confused, sleep-deprived sloth, follow these simple rules:

• Arrive on time. We mean it. Don't be that guy.
• Dress to impress. Business casual, not business- casual-er.
• Don't eat the Cheetos from the break room. It's not a buffet.