MEETING FORECASTING: A Guide to Predicting the Weather of Meetings

Meetings: because who doesn't love a good excuse to get away with some coffee and a cookie?

Techniques

Methodology of the Obvious - because sometimes, the answer really is right in front of you.
Weather Whack-a-Mole - where you just whack the mole until it's gone.
Random Forecasting - because who needs actual facts, anyway?

Advanced Techniques

Time Dilation - slow down time to get more out of your meeting.
Meeting Summarization - because who has time to read all those minutes?
Decision By Committee - where 3 people will argue for 1 hour, and 1 person will decide.

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