MEETING INFINITY

Today's Agenda:

• Item 1: "The Infinite Scroll" - discussing why the scroll on our conference room window is infinite and why it's a distraction.
• Item 2: "The Coffee Budget" - we're running out of coffee, and we need to discuss how to get more.
• Item 3: "The Meeting That Never Ends" - because this one will never end, apparently

Notes prophets

Somebody, please write these down:

• "We need more coffee, or less meetings"
• Item 1: "The Infinite Scroll" is actually a metaphor for our lives."
• Item 2: "Can we just have one meeting a day instead of 17?"

Meeting Minutes