Meetings: Where Productivity Goes to Die

Welcome to Meeting Nirvana: the place where your dreams of productivity and focus are crushed by the weight of pointless discussions and unnecessary emails.

Here's your meeting schedule for the day:

• Meeting with Bob from Accounting Topic: The Color of the New Pens Duration: 1 hour 30 minutes Join the meeting
• Meeting with Alice from HR Topic: The Importance of Fridays Off Duration: 2 hours 15 minutes Join the meeting
• Meeting with Dave from Sales Topic: The Secret of the New Marketing Strategy Duration: 3 hours 45 minutes Join the meeting