As the committee's self-appointed leader and chief architect of chaos, I have been tasked with reporting on the state of our organization's dysfunction. It's been a wild ride.
The latest development is that the CEO has announced that the office will be reorganizing into a series of wobbly piles of paper clips, because, as she says, "it's a great way to boost productivity."
I've been tasked with leading a team of 5 people to implement this new system, and let's just say it's been... interesting. We're currently stuck in a meeting that has been going on for 3 days, and we're still trying to figure out who's in charge.
Read the latest from Member 2, who's been stuck in the meeting with us for 5 days
Check out Member 3's latest update on their cat's Instagram account, which they claim is "research"
And don't even get me started on Member 4's cat's existential crisis
Member 5's been stuck in the supply closet for 2 hours, we hope they're okay