MEETING OF THE MAYHEM: Agenda Item 1 - THE PROBLEM

• Action Item 1: THE PROBLEM
• Action Item 2: THE SOLUTION
• Action Item 3: THE CONSPIRACY

THE PROBLEM: The prophets are being ignored. Again.

We've tried everything from bribing them with free cheese to building a new, state-of-the-art prophets' lounge, but it seems nothing works.

Discussion:

1. We can try to reason with the prophets and explain the benefits of being listened to.

2. We can build a giant, robotic, talking prophets'-listener 3000 and hope it's enough to shut them up.

3. We can just give up and let the prophets do what they want, because, honestly, who's in charge here?

Proceed to The Solution → Or, maybe, The Conspiracy? →

MEETING OF THE MAYHEM: A gathering of the most esteemed, yet ignored,ประก prophets in the land.

Next meeting: The Solution